Rajnikant Jokes Yanna Rascala, MIND It
  • Rajnikantkant went to hritik to learn dance.
    But hritik refused to teach..
    ...so he's on a wheel chair in Guzaarish..!!!

  • Rajnikant can wash a water and also he know d colour of water...

  • Once Rajnikant forgot his toys near Mumbai.
    ...Now that place is known as Esselworld.
  • Galileo used lamp to study.
    Graham bell used candle to study..
    Shakespeare studied in street light..But
    ..Do U know what RAJANIKANT used
    Only Agarbatti.

  • Rajnikanth was having tea n suddenly took a knife n he cut da tea in half
    dat was da beginning of "ONE CUTTING TEA (Ek Cutting Chai)".

  • Once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day at School
    Since then,
    that day is commonly known as
    "SUNDAY"

  • What is half of 8?
    Santa: 4.......
    Rajni: Depend karta hai agar horizontaly aadha karo to '0' aur vertically karo to '3'.

  • If SUPERSTAR RAJNI would hve born 150 yr back.
    Then Britishers would have fought for INDEPENDENCE !!!
    Yanna Rascala, MIND It!!

  • Australia abhi har match haar rahi hai
    Wah wah
    Australia abhi har match haar rahi hai
    ACP bola Daya, Apan bach gaye, public abhi Rajnikant ki maar rahi hai!

  • My cellphone is full of Rajnikanth msgs
    and now
    I dont need a charger!!
  • Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947?
    Because they came to know a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be born in 1949!!

  • Now.... Itz official.....
    ...The missing piece of Apple's Logo was eaten by.
    Mr. Rajnikant !! MIND IT...!!!

  • Rajnikanth participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first.
    ...But EINSTEIN died after watching that.,
    coz
    LIGHT came second..!!

  • Rajnikant is thinking of changing his name to 'Rajnikan'
    .coz .
    He understand that there really isn't anything like 'Rajni can't..'!

  • Rajnikanth in IPL
    Climax:
    1 ball, 23 runs needed for Chennai to win.
    Rajni batting...
    ..Bowler bowls...
    Rajni hits...
    Ball into 4 pieces...
    All go for a Six!!!!

  • There is one day every year when Superman, Batman, Spider-man, Shaktimaan, Ironman, James bond and all super heroes visit Rajnikanth. the day is......
    TEACHER'S DAY

  • Rajnikant enters in BIGBOSS's house next day voice comes,
    .....RAJNIKANT chahte hai ke BIGGBOSS confession room me aye

  • Once a man was throwing stones at an mango tree. The stones were hitting the mangoes accurately .that man saw Rajnikant passing by and asked him "can you throw stones so accurately????
    "Rajnikant slapped him and replied "Yanna rascala, how do you think do the satellites reach their perfect place in space????"

  • If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajnikanth. 
    Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light.
    Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.

  • The world's fastest supercomputer is still slower than Rajni's calculator! 

  • Once a mathematician asked Rajni
    What is 1/0 and he replied "i don't know'
    Since then 1/0 is Not Defined.

  • The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually 
    rajnikanth''s signature.

  • Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
    Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..
  • Rajnikanth doesn't shave... 
    he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!

  • Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person......... 
    Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY "....

  • What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?! 
    He can answer a missed call.!

  • Breaking News: 
    Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque 
    & 
    ;-)The Bank Bounced:-D

  • Did U ever wonder...?? 
    Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked? 
    ‘Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'

  • Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India ...........

  • Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. 
    Gmail@rajnikant.com 

  • USA POWER 
    vs 
    INDIAN POWER 
    USA- 10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks, 
    12000 air force, 3000 ships 
    INDIA- *RAJNIKANTH*

  • Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back... 
    That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs... 

  • A child went 2 Kashmir & started playing by making small mountains from ice. 
    Today those mountains are called "Himalyas" 
    & 
    That child name is 
    RAJNIKANTH 

  • Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses? 
    To protect the sun from his eyes! 

  • a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH 
      Since then, 
    it is called TATA NANO. 

  • Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, 
    and got it. 

  • Rajinikanth does push-ups, 
    he isn’t lifting himself up. 
    He is pushing the earth down.

  • Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: 
    I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ??? 
    rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..

  • Dis will surely kill u : 
    A girl lost her virginity.  
    Rajnikanth returned it. 

  • Spider man,superman,batman,james bond, ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited rajnikanth. 
    Do u know which day it was? 
    GURU POURNIMA!

  • BREAKING NEWS..... 
    FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH"" 

  • Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot... 
      And now that ball is called... 
    " PLUTO "

  • Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, 
    he is now called 50 cent..!!

  • Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants.. 
    We all know who won..!!